im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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