We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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