fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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