i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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