The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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