And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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