i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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