He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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