Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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