He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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