lets start a swedish sibling band together
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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