break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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