Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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