Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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