Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My vagina is officially offended.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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