I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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