when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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