dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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