It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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