I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
