I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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