When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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