im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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