the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
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but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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