Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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