is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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