He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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