why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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