What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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