I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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