i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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