So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
So. Much. Porn.
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