I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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