question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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