So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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