hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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