If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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