is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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