If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I met the friendliest cop last night
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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