all she had left on were here heels. phone five
this must be what syphilis tastes like
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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