I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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