hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
