Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
And then he peed in my hair
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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