physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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