do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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