Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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