I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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