in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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