have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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