yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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