Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
tell me about the eggs
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