I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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