At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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