4 words: hood of his car
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
either way he was missing a nipple.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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