"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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