so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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