If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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